Monday, October 17, 2005

Tawk amongst yourselves... I'll give you a topic; Lean Cuisine is neither lean nor cuisine. Discuss.

Well, it's a pretty big year for the Rainford clan, isn't it? Molly, Luther, a retirement, an engagement, a major renovation, grad school, a promotion... Yikes!

Well, regretably I haven't checked in for some time, so I need to play a little catch-up. Congratulations to Jon on his promotion! My only question about the new digs is does your door come complete with a dual-purpose button which slams the door, while simultaneously making a Price-Is-Right style buzzer or "wuh wuh wuh wuuuh eeerrrrrrr" sound, which you can hit while saying "Don't let the door hit you on your way out?" Because that'd be sweet. Not as good as a button which opens a trap-door to a garbage chute in front of your desk... but sweet.

I am so glad you might resurrect the bowling alley counter. My only request is that you don't make it too permanent, as I would be very disappointed if you don't bring it when you move back to New England. In fact, why bother lugging it all the way out to Iowa for such a short period of time? (Enjoy fielding questions about your plans to move Back East).

I'm also happy to see that Kay is "Auntie" Kay. Kate insists that she will be known as "ANT" Kate. Yuck! There's just no getting through to her... Ah well, at least their names won't sound so much alike if one is Auntie and the other is ANT (I'm making a face and saying the word aloud as I type, really hitting the A, as in "naaah").

Get the scientists working on the buzzer technology immediately.

-Uncle Tommy

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